A man escapes from a prison where hehas been kept for 15 years. He breaksinto a house to look for money andguns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and tieshim to a chair. While tying the girlto the bed he gets on top of her,kisses her on the neck, then gets upand goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband tellshis wife:"Listen, this guy is an escapedprisoner, look at his clothes! Heprobably spent lots of time in jail,and hasn't seen a woman in years.
Isaw how he kissed your neck. If hewants sex, don't resist, don'tcomplain, do what he tells you, justgive him satisfaction, no matter howmuch he ravages you.This guy is probably dangerous. If hegets angry, he'll kill us.Be strong, honey. I love you".
To which the wife responds, "He wasn'tkissing my neck. He was whispering inmy ear. He told me he was gay, thoughtyou were cute, and asked if we keptany Vaseline in the bathroom. I toldhim where to find it.
"Be strong, honey. I love you, too."
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